There was a reason I didn’t want to fall asleep until I was done cleaning. I fell asleep, and what I was scared of may have occurred.

I’m home and the condom is missing. -_________-

I’m hoping that I forgot that I hid it somewhere or that I thought I left it where I remember it’s at last night… but I’m quite positive I accidentally left it lying in the bare open inside that luggage :(

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thesummernights:

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It’s sad having to watch her sleep through a screen when I’m so used to falling asleep right next to her.

My insomnia needs to go away, my gf was the only person who was able to fix my sleeping pattern to the point where midnight was pretty late for me. Now I’m back to waiting until I finally fall asleep around 3-5 or something.

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yanilavigne:

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